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Bimbette
Bimbette was speeding when a local police cruiser
pulled her over and the officer walked up to the car.
The female police officer also happened to be a blonde
and she asked for Bimbette's driver's license.
Bimbette searched frantically in her purse for a while
and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does
a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your
picture on it!"
Bimbette frantically searched her purse again and found
a small rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held
it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's
license," and handed it to the policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to
Bimbette and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known
you were a police officer too, we could have avoided
all this hassle."